Sunday Scribble – Love Lost, Pain Remains

A short on love, regret and reinvention. Enjoy and let me know what you think in the comments.

Love Lost, Pain Remains

In the darkness of the AltLife Portal™, I can feel the wood warping around me. I begin the breathing exercises they had demonstrated during orientation. A disembodied voice interrupts me just as I am concentrating on my left big toe.

“Mr. Sohn, your scenario will load momentarily. Please remain calm.”

It was easy for the AI to be so blasé. After all, it wasn’t the one trapped in a box. In truth the AltLife Portal™ was more than a box. It was the newest tech in alternate life simulations. Users could jump back to major diversion points in their lives, make different choices, and play out the resulting dream-state in a compressed artificial timeline. The flashy ad on the Metro had claimed it was enhanced lucid dreaming with effects lasting for a couple of days. I endured the exhaustive background reconstruction, answering penetrating and humiliating questions; but I readily sunk the last of my Ceres mining credits into my simulation.

I lay naked and submerged in a conductive gel that interfaces directly with my internal nodes, jacking me into the AltLife Portal ™ landing page. Instantly, I am inside a white space, facing the largest bank of drawers I had ever seen. They stretch beyond any horizon I could see. One of the drawer fronts begins blinking rapidly and I find myself directly in front of it. My simulation is ready.

I had chosen the day I first met my wife. I punch a code on the virtual keypad and the space around me dissolves into a sunny day 15 years back in the past at the University of Hellas freshman orientation mixer. Since the scenarios are supposed to approximate real life as closely as possible, I materialize into a toilet stall so as not to frighten the clueless constructs that populate the simulation. I try to smooth away wrinkles from my flannel shirt as I stare at my virtual reflection. The sim engineers have done such an excellent job customizing my character that they had replicated my younger self right down to the patchy red beard hugging my square jaw.

I see Phyllis immediately; a goddess generating gravity that ensnares hapless satellites hoping to catch her attention. In real life, I had been standing at the back of the auditorium, a spectator watching the clumsy advances of strangers. Just then, our eyes met across the room and I found myself striding confidently towards her. She smiled as I introduced myself, a radiance that captured my heart. By the end of the semester, we were inseparable and irrevocably in love.

In the scenario, she is so beautiful that I wonder if the AI is proactively rejiggering my memories. The tight dress accentuates a tiny waist and long legs balanced on a perfect butt. I watch her toss her braids back as she laughs at a joke, her voice as clear as a bell. I feel her pulling me closer and closer into her orbit. I steel myself and walk towards her, looking straight into her green eyes. She turns towards me, a slight frown marring her face as if she was trying to figure out a puzzle. My virtual body is sweating profusely by now but I am determined to reach her. I pick up two glasses of the neon-colored Punchaid™ from the drinks table as I saunter towards her. Her sycophants grow silent and their chatter becomes indistinct as I approach. They clear a space when I came to a stop before her.

My only regret is that Phyllis is wearing black and so the stains are not as pronounced as I would have liked, but she does hurl more than a couple of shrill invectives as I stroll away from her stunned crew.

I re-enter the stall in the men’s bathroom triggering the scenario kill switch. The AI slowly brings me out of unconsciousness. I can feel the alternate memories reforming in my mind. In the simulation, our relationship never happened. Our wedding day filled with light and laughter scatters into fragments. Umami smells of braising fungi floating into our tiny squat, dissipate into nothingness. The failed fertility sessions vanish into darkness. The visual of her sudden and fiery shuttle crush fades away.

I sit up and gingerly rub my heart, but the soul-crushing sorrow is indelible.

 

 

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Reconstructing a Hug – now at Amazon

My self-published ebook about my initial brush with breast cancer, a short book with 100 vignettes is available at amazon.com

Book cover - Reconstructing a Hug

Look at those pretty pretty flowers. The eBook is actually a compilation of blog posts from my other site thewaridiproject.wordpress.com.

I have been missing in action for over a year but I plan to continue my saga on the site. Please subscribe for new content as I update.

So take a stroll over to amazon and drop some coins and love my way.

Easy Kindle Sock Pattern

My earliest memory of reading involved sitting on my father’s lap when he had the Sunday paper.  He would read the headlines out loud, passing the skill on to me, while I impatiently waited for the responsibility of the cartoon pages.

One of the happiest days in my life was the day my parents gave me permission to ride the bus by myself.  This precious freedom meant I could finally trek to the only public library in town.  At 10 I discovered CS Lewis, that gateway drug into fantasy. I frolicked with hobbits in the Shire, I broke rules with the students of Mallory Towers.  I rode dragons and fought off pirates at sea. Thus a lifelong adventure in reading was ignited.

Naturally I became interested in the telling of the story, became a dabbler of bad poetry that has never seen the light of days, to award winning essays, to plays staged in university and finally to (kinda) dipping my toes into the fiction pool…let’s save that for another post.

You can find “excellent” examples of my micropoetry on twitter, just give me a glance @flickerfiction

Suffice it to say that I LOVE reading and so buying a kindle was a good investment.  To protect my precious,  I knit the following sock.

Kindle Sock

Kindle Sock

Materials

Red Heart Boutique Treasure purchased on sale at AC Moore

Needles size 10

One marker

Glossary

K – Knit.

K(number) – Knit number of stitches shown

P – Purl

P (number) – purl number of stitches shown

M1 – Make a stitch by picking up the bar between stitches

2 x 2 rib – Knit 2, Purl 2 for as long as pattern calls for

Instructions

Using Judy’s Magic Cast-On cast on 48 stitches in preparation of knitting on the round.  I’m too lazy to knit a gauge but if you are so inclined the better your sock will fit.

Place a marker and Knit one round – 48 Stitches

K1, M1, K46, M1, K1 – 50 Stitches.

Knit 2 rounds – 50 Stitches.

K1, M1, K48, M1, K1 – 52 Stitches.

Knit until pouch measures 6 inches – 52 Stitches

Start 2 x 2 rib – K2, P2 for 6 rows – 52 Stitches.

Bind off 26 stitches.

Continue knitting the flap for 4 inches – 26 Stitches.

Bind off remaining stitches.  Voila! you are now the proud owner of a one-of-a-kind art-piece that will protect your precious ebook-reader.

For an even easier project, you can simply knit a rectangle, adjusting for width and length until the knitting covers the ebook reader when doubled up. Bind off once desired length is reached and whip stitch two sides, leaving an opening for easy access.

 

 

An Evening with Hugh Howey’s Wool

Back a few months ago, I was wandering the Intertubes when my index finger landed on a delightfully named tome – Wool Omnibus at a delightful pocket-friendly price. One-click later and I plunged head-first into a fully realized dystopian world, where an unnamed catastrophe has forced humans to live underground in silos.  In a few short paragraphs, Hugh Howey paints such a vivid picture of this self-contained universe, I had to glance up to reassure myself that the scene of the breeze-waving bushes outside my window was real. I’m the kind of reader who likes to be grabbed by prose in the first sentences of a narrative and boy did this one set the tone. ****SPOILERS****

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Saturday Scribbles – Savannah Chronicles One

Wrote this one based on stories my grandmother wove into the night over glowing coals and sleepy heads…

Revelation

Hare stood behind the gas stove, vigorously wiping down the grates, albeit absently as he silently fumed. The subject of his ire, Lioness lounged lazily on the sofa in the adjacent living room, burping contently as she watched “Savannah Idol” on the 60 inch flat screen. With the Wolfe gleaming, he moved on to the marble counter top, exerting as much elbow grease his skinny arms would let him.

“Hare dear,” her voice floated lazily across the kitchen. He sucked in his cheeks, eyes flashing angrily.

“What!” he snapped as he snatched up another paper towel and moved on to the refrigerator doors. After rubbing off paw prints, he stomped into the walk-in pantry to retrieve a bucket.

“Be a sweetie and make like a barista. I need an espresso.” Lioness ordered casually, oblivious to his anger as he savagely cleaned the tiled kitchen floor. Throwing down the mop, he threw a cabinet door open, and reached for a tiny coffee cup.

“And next time, the doro wat should be spicier. You must have used some store bought berbere spice mixture. It was a bit vanilla.” she continued.

“That didn’t stop you from having five helpings!” Hare retorted as he brewed the liquid on the shiny coffee machine bought in happier times.

“Temper, temper, I’m not in the mood for you little tantrums.” she admonished him as he handed her the cup. Hare breathed in deeply counting to ten trying to regain his composure. Just then the shrill ring tone of her mobile phone blared into the room. She looked at the tiny screen, barely suppressing a smile as she bounded off the sofa and rushed into the study. Even as the French doors hissed shut behind her, he could hear her purring into phone.

“Darling, what a…”

Hare stood in disbelief, his ears twitching rapidly as the rest of the conversation cut off. His fears had been confirmed. The late nights, snide remarks and mounting unrealistic demands all pointed to one conclusion. Their seven-year marriage was drawing to a close and he was about to be left out in the cold.

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